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whostolemylama
  • Town/Country : NY
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1065
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About whostolemylama : Hello Viewer Of My Profile,

My name is Wade. I am trying to get into NYU, Columbia, or any medical school in NY.

I am talented in one game, billiards. You may say I am a "Pool Shark."

I would like to learn how to play Chess in a level beyond level 2.

I am planning to be a doctor.

If you feel the need to message me, do so.

P.S. Excuse my comments for I am not witty like

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Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

#12964017
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56863) - you deserved it (2911)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm - animals - by jrad - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

#12964017
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56863) - you deserved it (2911)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm - animals - by jrad - United States (Georgia)

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

#12929120
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33695) - you deserved it (16947)

On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I baby sit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

#12498801
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30538) - you deserved it (6904)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:14pm - kids - by qtpieo1 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML

#12443744
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29898) - you deserved it (4707)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:09am - love - by bitchasshonky - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27439) - you deserved it (7780)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27439) - you deserved it (7780)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25764) - you deserved it (2359)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was supposed to take a test, but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold my own tickets to that very concert in order to study for the test. FML

#12411757
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36550) - you deserved it (3934)

On 08/09/2010 at 1:44pm - misc - by goodstudent (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

#12409274
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32094) - you deserved it (20405)

On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37699) - you deserved it (3216)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37699) - you deserved it (3216)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36090) - you deserved it (9466)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, as a prank, I set my wallpaper on my iTouch to a photo that makes the screen look broken. I pretended to freak out, showing my dad that it broke. Good news: My prank worked. Bad news: He threw the iTouch out the window in rage. It had 59 gigs in it. FML

#11304131
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11334) - you deserved it (52925)

On 06/19/2010 at 1:49am - misc - by Skrewed (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

#10940530
170 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 8:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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