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About whostolemylama : Hello Viewer Of My Profile,
My name is Wade. I am trying to get into NYU, Columbia, or any medical school in NY.
I am talented in one game, billiards. You may say I am a "Pool Shark."
I would like to learn how to play Chess in a level beyond level 2.
I am planning to be a doctor.
If you feel the need to message me, do so.
P.S. Excuse my comments for I am not witty like
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Friday 22 May 2015