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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1626
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About whos_ur_daddy1 : I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.

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Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

#697920
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (73143)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

#662645
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30351) - you deserved it (81521)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
533 comments

I agree, your life sucks (266829) - you deserved it (35455)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (198218) - you deserved it (31183)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up after having had sex with my 4-year crush expecting to find him in bed next to me. Instead, I found my cell phone with a text message from him that said "you should really do something about the pimples on your ass." FML

#90638
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71544) - you deserved it (11599)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by acw2110 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258286) - you deserved it (88109)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

#4243
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30760) - you deserved it (2441)

On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)



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