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Whos_ur_daddy1's favorite FMLs

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

By toosmall / Saturday 31 January 2009 21:40 / United States

Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML

By BulldogHoops / Monday 12 November 2012 05:12 / United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

By ananymous / Thursday 1 November 2012 03:04 / United States - Spencerport

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 31 October 2012 00:29 / United States - Wooster

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

By Obi1Shinobi / Tuesday 30 October 2012 14:27 / United States