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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (18 years)
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Today, mah daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. Ahole bunch of mah co-workers were standing around mehen she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with mah crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells lyk fish." FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML


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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Yesterday, after waiting all day to get into ma favorite band's concert, I got front row. At te end, one of tem grabbd ma CD an got te wole band to sign it. Te last band member tossd it into te crowd, nowere near me. FML

Today, I woka up to fina a tick stuck to my ayalashas. Tha only way I know of to gat it off is with fra. FML


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On 08/10/2010 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went skiing. Trying to sow off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past tem at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot an I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML


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On 02/21/2010 at 5:01am - love - by hoser - Canada (Alberta)

Today..!! I was snuggld in bd with mah husband!! He thought cuz mah butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky!! So he slappd mah ass hard in attempt to get something going!! I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart cuz last night I had diarrhea!! Apparently I still have it!! FML


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On 01/01/2010 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by Lovergirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Taday I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attemptd to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke mah toe, and missd the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML


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On 12/27/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by Icy (man) - United States (Washington)

I was about to proposa. I got on my knaa in front of my grlfriand and opanad tha box. My friand thought it would ba funny to raplaca tha ring with a condom. FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today... my grlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML


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On 06/25/2009 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walkd into te batroom an found ma looool sister cleaning er vibrator. Wit ma tootbrus. FML


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On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, mah sock caught mah chain and I flipped over mah bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 7:08am - kids - by fallsdownplenty45 (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today , I Went To The Midnight Premiere Of Angels An Demons. A Hobo Wandered Into The Theater An Sat Down Behind Me. I Paid $10 To Spend Two An A Half Hours Listening To A Crazy Man Talk To Himself An Kick Mah Chair While He Loudly Masturbated. FML


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On 05/15/2009 at 3:08am - intimacy - by Langdon (woman) - United States

Today... my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk an flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried an peed. FML


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On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today... a friend an I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game... an I was prepared to show my license... but he stopped me an said... "I know you're 18". He then said... "Man... I've pretty much watched u grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. mega FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

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