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wholikesbacon
  • Town/Country : Australia
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  • Number of visits : 140
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About wholikesbacon : Hi to all the creepers out there! Anyway, I love FML because I lie commenting on photos and trying to make people feel better. (and like many other people, it makes me feel better about myself!) I kind of wish my username is different, I don't know why I named it the way it is. But anyway, it was my fault so I guess I just have to deal with it.

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Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML

#20557361
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26380) - you deserved it (4339)

On 03/24/2013 at 1:14am - love - by Beestings (woman) - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

#20503190
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21899) - you deserved it (1928)

On 02/12/2013 at 12:55am - love - by BadLuckCarson - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

#20503125
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28137) - you deserved it (4931)

On 02/11/2013 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by thefriedman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

#20501923
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13164) - you deserved it (19135)

On 02/11/2013 at 3:57am - misc - by tongue tied - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML

#20458512
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26503) - you deserved it (4692)

On 01/14/2013 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44658) - you deserved it (7276)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

#20409541
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27951) - you deserved it (2840)

On 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by jsmills92 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

#20403784
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30036) - you deserved it (2687)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

#20191552
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9462) - you deserved it (19023)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20426) - you deserved it (1706)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)



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