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About Wholikesbacon
Hi to all the creepers out there! Anyway, I love FML because I lie commenting on photos and trying to make people feel better. (and like many other people, it makes me feel better about myself!) I kind of wish my username is different, I don't know why I named it the way it is. But anyway, it was my fault so I guess I just have to deal with it.
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Up and coming moderator
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Consolation prize
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 kick-ass comments
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
One more and it's business time
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Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)