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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 266
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About wholikesbacon : Hi to all the creepers out there! Anyway, I love FML because I lie commenting on photos and trying to make people feel better. (and like many other people, it makes me feel better about myself!) I kind of wish my username is different, I don't know why I named it the way it is. But anyway, it was my fault so I guess I just have to deal with it.

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wholikesbacon's favorite FMLs

Today, I Had A Dream Inhich I Was Playing Tennis. As I Hit A Powerful Serve, I Suddenly Woke Up Due To Having Slappd Myself In The Face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (6171)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seieng that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. real FML

#20874413
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44015) - you deserved it (5335)

On 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

yastarday I got in a haatad fight an andad up baing punchad in tha jaw . Tha fight was about Harry Pottar . FML

#20856159
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34461) - you deserved it (19158)

On 08/27/2013 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

#20813979
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54657) - you deserved it (5255)

On 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, a bug buzzad into my looool aar. In rasponsa, I punchad mysalf in tha faca. FML

Today , I was complaining to my usband about a busty looool but vapid celebrity , an e replied , ( Se doesn't need brains , oney , se as boobs. You wouldn't understand. ) FML

#20557361
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32245) - you deserved it (5911)

On 03/24/2013 at 1:14am - love - by Beestings (woman) - United States

I had mah grlfriend over 4 dinner with mah family. My father had dressed up as a grl 4 a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and mah grlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. big fat FML

#20503190
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27876) - you deserved it (3214)

On 02/12/2013 at 12:55am - love - by BadLuckCarson - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realizd that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air looool freshener in my grlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my grlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. real FML

#20503125
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40668) - you deserved it (8141)

On 02/11/2013 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by thefriedman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous tat I got tongue-tied and ten blurted out, ( Stupid autocorrect. ) FML

#20501923
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16809) - you deserved it (28186)

On 02/11/2013 at 3:57am - misc - by tongue tied - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see mah boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML

#20458512
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34462) - you deserved it (6288)

On 01/14/2013 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Ended Sex By Yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" And Using His Foot To Push Me Off The Bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55740) - you deserved it (9892)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today I once again walked in looool on husband eating our cat's food. mega FML

#20409541
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34629) - you deserved it (4096)

On 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by jsmills92 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball!! I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight!! I'm still trying to figure out what happened!! FML

#20403784
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37574) - you deserved it (3563)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today..!! during a conversation..!! my boss said..!! "What...hat?" Before I could stop myself..!! I replied..!! "In the butt." FML

#20191552
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (28253)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27232) - you deserved it (2228)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)



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