About Wholikesbacon
Hi to all the creepers out there! Anyway, I love FML because I lie commenting on photos and trying to make people feel better. (and like many other people, it makes me feel better about myself!) I kind of wish my username is different, I don't know why I named it the way it is. But anyway, it was my fault so I guess I just have to deal with it.
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Wholikesbacon's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    36%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    38%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    23%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    23%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    4%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    46%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    32%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    7%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    10%
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Wholikesbacon's favorite FMLs
By Targeted / Friday 9 November 2012 04:54 / United States - Kirkland
By Anonymous / Monday 9 September 2013 17:44 / United States - Sylvania

Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 27 August 2013 07:21 / Canada - Saint John
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:19 / United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

By sugarysofalof / Thursday 13 June 2013 04:22 / United States - Denver