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whiplash2289
  • Town/Country : La Crosse, USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 119
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Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

#20569021
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I agree, your life sucks (23137) - you deserved it (1037)

On 03/31/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by roomatewoes (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 9:32am - kids - by The_Black_Jesus - United States

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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On 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm - love - by noooooooo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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