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by ... cheers / 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Love
Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML
by Festivaler / 07/13/2013 at 3:14am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2013 at 12:58pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by roomatewoes / 03/31/2013 at 8:45pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
by The_Black_Jesus / 03/31/2013 at 9:32am / United States / Kids
Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 4:00am / United States (California) / Holidays
by noooooooo / 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
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