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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 960
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About whiplash2289 : If I seem interesting the best way to find out for sure would be to ask. Either message here or kik mine is whiplash2289

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. His reason was that my laugh is really annoying and makes him want to "stick a baby in a blender". FML


I agree, your life sucks (48774) - you deserved it (9398)

On 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm - love - by ... cheers (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50778) - you deserved it (4265)

On 07/13/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Festivaler - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44763) - you deserved it (3200)

On 06/27/2013 at 12:58pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54605) - you deserved it (4125)

On 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30392) - you deserved it (1945)

On 03/31/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by roomatewoes (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48724) - you deserved it (4985)

On 03/31/2013 at 9:32am - kids - by The_Black_Jesus - United States

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44230) - you deserved it (5676)

On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42037) - you deserved it (5942)

On 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm - love - by noooooooo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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