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whinthy's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34114) - you deserved it (2761)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (3544)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29125) - you deserved it (4743)

On 11/14/2014 at 4:58pm - health - by gspotter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41712) - you deserved it (7133)

On 11/10/2014 at 12:01am - intimacy - by annababyyyy - United States (Maryland)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML


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On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML


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On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27517) - you deserved it (55264)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML

Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML


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On 10/07/2014 at 6:15pm - misc - by epic174 - United States

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31422) - you deserved it (3803)

On 10/03/2014 at 7:29am - work - by whydoidothis (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML


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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML


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On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45265) - you deserved it (3656)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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