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welsea28
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 December 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About welsea28 : I dont know who i am? Do you know who I am? If your reading this I must seem really interesting to you. If you wanna know anything message me

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Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27501) - you deserved it (5233)

On 03/04/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19368) - you deserved it (3098)

On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56587) - you deserved it (2320)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (11943)

On 10/22/2011 at 5:51pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17370) - you deserved it (5640)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

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246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40244) - you deserved it (3158)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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