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waynej7

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 June 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 866
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>PuckYouToTheFace</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 1:54am<b>Allornone</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 11:42pm<b>constipation</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 9:08am<b>erjgyflover</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 11:58am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 9:16am<b>FuhrerBurg</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 12:46pm<b>thebeast74</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 10:37am<b>jasonmar</b> - the 02/03/2014 at 4:21pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 09/03/2013 at 10:10am<b>fuzzylumpkins19</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 4:06pm<b>BlackDiamond83</b> - the 02/01/2013 at 12:21pm<b>Rancor</b> - the 01/02/2013 at 2:54pm<b>Doortje</b> - the 02/14/2011 at 2:33am<b></b> - the 10/23/2010 at 10:53pm<b>tenroy</b> - the 10/19/2010 at 12:17pm

Fucked!<b>PuckYouToTheFace</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 7:54am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 3:16pm

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waynej7's favorite FMLs

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: "You need Jesus." FML

by charliemann_ / 09/12/2011 at 10:28am / United States (Tennessee) / Work

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

by soldierboy / 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2009 at 1:13pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous