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wasup21
  • Town/Country : Katy, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 May 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 569
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24737) - you deserved it (2573)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15002) - you deserved it (39150)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother thinks I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought for $2. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25464) - you deserved it (2833)

On 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm - health - by dimtsis (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34944) - you deserved it (5524)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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