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  • Number of visits : 16591
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About wafflemonger : I'm your only friend. I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually your friend, but I am.

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Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87142) - you deserved it (3598)

On 03/12/2009 at 10:20pm - animals - by LJ (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50171) - you deserved it (8290)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
999 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71354) - you deserved it (746240)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71364) - you deserved it (18603)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44891) - you deserved it (7021)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)



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