About victoria_985 : Well, I think the first thing you should know, if you have a complaint about me, put it in the trash. I am lucky enough to have a great life, so I probably wont ever post an FML but I do like to read/help people with their FML moments.
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victoria_985's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 11/28/2014 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Jaime / 03/31/2014 at 6:05pm / United States (New York) / Love
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML
by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck / 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm / Guam / Miscellaneous
Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML
by Anna L. / 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
by whaaaaat111 / 03/09/2013 at 7:04am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
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