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victoria_985
  • Town/Country : North Texas, 'Murica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 August 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 15
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About victoria_985 : Well, I think the first thing you should know, if you have a complaint about me, put it in the trash. I am lucky enough to have a great life, so I probably wont ever post an FML but I do like to read/help people with their FML moments.

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Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26001) - you deserved it (5121)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (1452)

On 03/09/2013 at 7:04am - money - by Trolling - United States (Virginia)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (481387) - you deserved it (24441)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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