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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 February 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2565
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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vendretta's favorite FMLs

Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML

#5824297
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33737) - you deserved it (2264)

On 10/14/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by kidneystoner - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

#5760830
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11876) - you deserved it (59309)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned that the excessive groin sweating I've been trying to deal with for weeks isn't groin sweating. It's a slow and steady stream of urine that I have no control over. FML

#5743316
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51030) - you deserved it (3593)

On 10/09/2009 at 5:25pm - health - by lizzzie (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (185208) - you deserved it (9585)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

#5655008
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14028) - you deserved it (38604)

On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69868) - you deserved it (5118)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

#5344404
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40885) - you deserved it (9335)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Ilovelife07 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

#5315969
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42326) - you deserved it (9993)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

#5309317
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38727) - you deserved it (5613)

On 09/17/2009 at 7:14am - animals - by HHIChica (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22325) - you deserved it (101887)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53371) - you deserved it (2487)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML

#5136850
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14527) - you deserved it (51898)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm - misc - by JuicyJohn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned that you can pierce your balls. However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out. FML

#5096341
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51725) - you deserved it (6831)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML

#5001018
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43357) - you deserved it (4079)

On 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm - work - by iceman123432 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

#4877720
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36806) - you deserved it (9700)

On 08/28/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by pistonchamp159 (woman) - United States (California)



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