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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2558
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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vendretta's favorite FMLs

Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

#14584296
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29614) - you deserved it (5137)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37394) - you deserved it (7528)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

#14505614
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29001) - you deserved it (5229)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

#14351793
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33305) - you deserved it (4229)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:37am - health - by boreed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51013) - you deserved it (15837)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

#13327149
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8677) - you deserved it (37855)

On 10/05/2010 at 6:46am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#13233409
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34486) - you deserved it (2824)

On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I am a 22 year old male with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

#13221655
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33692) - you deserved it (15752)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

#13185794
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26575) - you deserved it (7668)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

#13183751
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10919) - you deserved it (29655)

On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML

#13153381
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24873) - you deserved it (8061)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML

#13102808
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39020) - you deserved it (2941)

On 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm - love - by fmldailyyy - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML

#13094765
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32692) - you deserved it (2782)

On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7751) - you deserved it (40635)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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