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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 February 1990 (25 years)
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Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML

#14584296
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26080) - you deserved it (4765)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, My Cat Sneezed Drectly Into My Open Eyeball. Mega FML

#14505614
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (4962)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. big fat FML

#14351793
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29626) - you deserved it (3872)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:37am - health - by boreed (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY , BOYFRIEND FOUND OUT I HAVE OCD. WHEN I TOUCH SOMETHING WITH ONE HAND I HAVE TO TOUCH IT WITH THE OTHER OR I FREAK. AFTER I BRUSHED HIS FACE WITH THE BACK OF HAND HE TACKLED ME TO THE FLOOR , HELD ME DOWN , AN LAUGHED AT ME WHILE I PANICKED AN TRIED TO TOUCH HIM WITH OTHER HAND. FML

#13351667
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46229) - you deserved it (14731)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

WHILE TAKING A SHOWER, I THOUGHT THAT THE BATHROOM WAS EXTRA STEAMY BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOT WATER. IT WASN'T UNTIL TWO-THREE MINUTES LATER WHEN I PUT SOME SHAMPOO IN MY HAIR THAT I REALIZD I HAD FORGOTTEN TO TAKE MY GLASSES OFF. FAT FML

#13327149
57 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 6:46am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I hurt mah jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#13233409
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31560) - you deserved it (2616)

On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today.. . I am a 22 year old male with a 11:00 pm looool curfew . FML

#13221655
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31331) - you deserved it (14887)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

#13185794
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23833) - you deserved it (7250)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kitten were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on hand and foot. FML

#13183751
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9474) - you deserved it (26796)

On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , I WAS CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS AND I COULD TELL TIS PARTICULAR CANDIDATE WAS REALLY NERVOUS , SO I WAS EXTRA NICE. AT TE END , E WAS RELUCTANT TO SAKE MY AND. ON TE WAY OUT I REALISD WY: I AD LOST TE TOP BUTTON ON MY LOW CUT TOP , AND E WAS NURSING IS APPRECIATION OF TE VIEW. FML

#13153381
149 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , usband told me e ad been ceating on me fir te past 8 monts!! Twenty minutes later , e askd me wat was fir dinner!! FML

#13102808
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36610) - you deserved it (2779)

On 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm - love - by fmldailyyy - Ireland (Limerick)

I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticd one felt a little heavy!! I opend it, only to fine a raccoon!! A very angry raccoon!! FML

#13094765
84 comments

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On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hilst at mah award night, I got a boner, right as it was mah turn to accept mah award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up an under mah belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, cuz the head of mah penis poked out through mah shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today I was askd to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers lockd her keys in her car. After I got the keys instead of opening the car door I climbd back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6550) - you deserved it (37347)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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