About vendretta : Echelon.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States
Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
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On 12/27/2010 at 12:37am - health - by boreed (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 6:46am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)
Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, I am a 22 year old male with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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On 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm - love - by fmldailyyy - Ireland (Limerick)
Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML
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On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Monday 20 May 2013
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