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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 February 1990 (25 years)
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2DAY I WAS PLAYING SOCCERHEN A PLAYER KICKED THE BALL AT MY CROTCH. IN PAIN , I KNEELED DOWN. THE REFEREE CUMMED UP TO ME ANHISPERED , "THE SMALLER THEY ARE , THE MORE IT HURTS." FML

#20911508
112 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm - misc - by Agax (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I woke up to my cat slowly dragging er paw looool across my face. I opend my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inc from my face. It was still twitcing. FML

#20908715
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On 10/05/2013 at 6:34pm - animals - by animal lover... -

Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
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On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed fir the first time ever!! He glanced at me , then started playing with a Rubik's cube!! FML

#20885155
151 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by someone (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog , an when his name was calld , my dog got so excitd that he jumpd face-frst into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
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On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I went to mah boss's dinner party. My sister,ho also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kickd her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's babby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him wat he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

#20779714
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On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO HAVE MAH ANNUAL CHECK-UP. AFTER THE DOCTOR MADE ME WADDLE ACROSS THE ROOM TOWARDS HIM, HOP ON ONE FOOT FOR THRTY SECONDS, AND THEN LAY ON MAH STOMACH AND DO THE WORM, HE FINALLY SAID, "OK, THAT WASN'T REALLY PART OF THE CHECK-UP. YOU'RE LARGE ON THE HIPS. LAY OFF THE CHEETOS." FML

#20760331
110 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

My Boss Gave Me An Autograped Poto Of Imself After E Eard Tat I Tink E's Intimidatingly Attractive. FML

#20743881
71 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 1:20am - work - by myfavoritesgouda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that mah bird sitter has trained mah parrot tohisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice . FML

#20731669
98 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

#20730236
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On 06/16/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by jhughes1997 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was lecturd by a self-professd vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich!! FML

#20727332
136 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 12:13pm - misc - by fuckedbyahipster (man) - Finland

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper an pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, an ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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