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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

#13220648
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34861) - you deserved it (10305)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

#9797503
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19308) - you deserved it (44587)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23456) - you deserved it (5029)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68967) - you deserved it (6734)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

#7529834
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12249) - you deserved it (24225)

On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47944) - you deserved it (4338)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13836) - you deserved it (40208)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

#6108468
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8591) - you deserved it (50298)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by terry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

#5789992
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14071) - you deserved it (53863)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

#3630061
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23874) - you deserved it (59093)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13784) - you deserved it (120937)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a white tank top and silver strappy sandal heels. On my way to the mall a car pulls over and this guy asks me how much for three hours. FML

#1259995
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30812) - you deserved it (74043)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by gabormelchior (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42707) - you deserved it (139915)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML

#297200
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12753) - you deserved it (73856)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)



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