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vashhybrid

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 December 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4543
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I have to take a midterm, which is worth a large part of my grade. All our teacher has taught us so far is how to roast s'mores over a Bunsen burner, and how to make gummy beres explode. Our test is on kinetics. FML

#20471562
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29094) - you deserved it (3376)

On 01/21/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work . All it said was, ( Need a fuck looool . Backed up to hell . You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant . ) Love you too, hun . FML

#20466497
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31443) - you deserved it (5389)

On 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family . She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decidd to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills . She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid . FML

#20462590
112 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States

Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

#20462136
115 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

#20462136
115 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

TODAY, I MET MA GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS 4 TE FIRST TIME. IN TE ENTRANCE WAY I FELT A SLIGT TUGGING ON MA JEANS. USD TO MA DOBERMAN TUGGING WEN E WANTS TO PLAY, I SOVD ARD WIT MA FOOT. I SUCCESSFULLY PUNTD TIER CIUAUA OFF TE GROUND AND INTO TE NEXT ROOM WERE IT LANDD WIT A TUD. FML

#20460283
169 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

my mothar cummd back from har trip to Vagas. Har braast wara obviously 2 lattar sizas largar. I askd if sha got a boob job and sha danid it , saying that it's against har raligion. Sha's an athaist , and a liar. FML

#20460160
77 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by Brooke - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party with my crush. Tha collar on his shrt was sticking up so I fixad it fir him. Ha gava ma a hug and said, "Aww you'ra so good to ma. You'ra lika my mothar. You can ba my collaga mothar." I got mothar-zonad. fat FML

#20458655
110 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 7:56am - love - by shiney100893 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was at a party with my crush. Tha collar on his shrt was sticking up so I fixad it fir him. Ha gava ma a hug and said, "Aww you'ra so good to ma. You'ra lika my mothar. You can ba my collaga mothar." I got mothar-zonad. fat FML

#20458655
110 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 7:56am - love - by shiney100893 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today...hile having sex with my grlfriend on the bathroom floor... I felt something tickle my balls. I lookd back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my frst threesome. FML

#20456674
115 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

TODAY, AFTER A WEEK OF INTENSE FIGHTING, MAH GIRLFRIEND OF 4 YERES AN I HUNG OUT . SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME, AN I POINTED OUT THAT LAST WEEK SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO DUMP ME . WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, SHE REPLIED, ( ONLY TO SCARE U INTO SUBMISSION . ) FML

#20454746
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31381) - you deserved it (8060)

On 01/12/2013 at 1:32am - love - by thanksbabe - United States

Taday mah dad was helping me move mah stuff out. I'd askd mah boyfriend to deal with mah sex toys an lingerie, but still mah dad showd up later at mah new place, handd me a box full of them all, an simply said, ( I don't want to know. )

#20454623
108 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the elevator,hen a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sighthere I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML

#20452044
101 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by juvenile friends suck (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I caught mah boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Grls in yoga pants" site. He saw mah expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid mah junk so they'll think it's a chick!" real FML

#20451178
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39260) - you deserved it (5392)

On 01/10/2013 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Amy (woman) - United States



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