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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Checking you out

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  • Mobility

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Judgmental

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    31%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    98%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
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Vashhybrid's favorite FMLs

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

By Never Going Back To The Doctor - / Thursday 4 July 2013 07:03 / United States

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

By foshizzle - / Wednesday 25 April 2012 06:46 / United States - Orlando

Today, I found out that the only way I can convince my husband to start working out is by convincing him that we are training for when the "zombie outbreak" happens. FML

By zombieguyswife - / Thursday 28 June 2012 23:44 / United States - Branson

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

By scaredshitless - / Saturday 3 March 2012 13:55 / Finland

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

By IbetIgotAIDS - / Monday 12 September 2011 16:15 / United States