About vanessuhm : Hey, I'm Vanessa, currently a Senior in high school.
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by LeChameauTrisomique / 03/14/2014 at 12:33am / France (Centre) / Work
by FMLkoala / 03/03/2014 at 2:43am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm / Russian Federation (Moskva) / Intimacy
by Author / 02/24/2014 at 5:22pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by freed / 01/29/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML
by Kaddiscott / 01/20/2014 at 5:12am / Italy (Trentino-Alto Adige) / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 01/16/2014 at 8:37am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Intimacy
by ReallyMom / 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by smokecloud_ / 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
by ConfusedDad / 12/29/2013 at 2:01am / United States / Kids
by mistletoe / 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by eastsiderounder / 12/02/2013 at 12:11pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by Jack / 11/30/2013 at 3:31am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML
by justme / 11/02/2013 at 9:21am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, I'm looking after three little girls, aged 3, 5 and 7 years old. We're watching Bambi, and… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…