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About van_helsing : If I were a Twilight character, I would be Van Helsing. He killed both vampires and werewolves.
I love Cracked.com, Memebase and FMyLife. And basketball.
Also, I'm a fan of Stephen King.
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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Friday 22 May 2015