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van_helsing

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 December 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1382
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About van_helsing : If I were a Twilight character, I would be Van Helsing. He killed both vampires and werewolves.

I love Cracked.com, Memebase and FMyLife. And basketball.
Also, I'm a fan of Stephen King.

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van_helsing's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Love

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

by blegh / 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

by ;)loganberry(; / 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm / United States (Montana) / Intimacy

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

by Paige / 12/26/2011 at 1:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

by Paige / 12/26/2011 at 1:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

by arrowtopatella / 12/24/2011 at 12:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

by ThinZ / 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

by balkangirl94 / 12/23/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

by badidea / 12/23/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

by badidea / 12/23/2011 at 1:42am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

by steve / 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm / United States / Animals

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous