About vampirishhSA : I'm loud.
I'm weird.
I love new friends.
My name happens to be Sylvia.
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Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 10:53pm - kids - by 102496 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 8:35pm - love - by MafiaWarsWidow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm - misc - by Ewwwwww - United States
Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Awkward - Sent from mobile version
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 9:52am - love - by EchoDearEcho (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Maxwell - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by fantastic - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 12:44pm - money - by jk2010 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, I went for a job interview I scheduled 3 weeks ago. I spent $200 on a new suit to really impress them and practised like crazy every imaginable question they could ask. They already had filled the position 2 weeks ago and forgot to inform me. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by kristine29 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I went for a job interview I scheduled 3 weeks ago. I spent $200 on a new suit to really impress them and practised like crazy every imaginable question they could ask. They already had filled the position 2 weeks ago and forgot to inform me. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by kristine29 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches in his chin. He did great, I passed out. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from mobile version
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