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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6031
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About vampirishhSA : I'm loud.
I'm weird.
I love new friends.
My name happens to be Sylvia.

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vampirishhSA's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

#7876927
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22384) - you deserved it (2875)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm - misc - by Ewwwwww - United States

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

#7876510
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (4269)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm - love - by Minabee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

#7874367
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27524) - you deserved it (3973)

On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

#7874212
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24226) - you deserved it (3197)

On 02/04/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Awkward - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

#7873288
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28696) - you deserved it (4204)

On 02/04/2010 at 9:52am - love - by EchoDearEcho (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

#7846539
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34462) - you deserved it (4514)

On 02/03/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by fantastic - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

#7845812
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36286) - you deserved it (2585)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

#7845593
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9766) - you deserved it (48484)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:44pm - money - by jk2010 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I went for a job interview I scheduled 3 weeks ago. I spent $200 on a new suit to really impress them and practised like crazy every imaginable question they could ask. They already had filled the position 2 weeks ago and forgot to inform me. FML

#7844217
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26778) - you deserved it (2366)

On 02/03/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by kristine29 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went for a job interview I scheduled 3 weeks ago. I spent $200 on a new suit to really impress them and practised like crazy every imaginable question they could ask. They already had filled the position 2 weeks ago and forgot to inform me. FML

#7844217
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26778) - you deserved it (2366)

On 02/03/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by kristine29 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches in his chin. He did great, I passed out. FML

#7844166
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19147) - you deserved it (6612)

On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from mobile version

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches in his chin. He did great, I passed out. FML

#7844166
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19147) - you deserved it (6612)

On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

#7842580
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27255) - you deserved it (5074)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

#7842580
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27255) - you deserved it (5074)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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