About Vampirishhsa
I'm loud. I'm weird. I love new friends. My name happens to be Sylvia.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Vampirishhsa's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

By mandinga - / Sunday 6 September 2009 21:35 / United States

Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML

By me - / Sunday 6 September 2009 21:33 / United States

Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:36 / Canada

Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 September 2009 21:50 / United States

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 September 2009 00:27 / United States