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vampirishhSA
  • Town/Country : NJ, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4481
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About vampirishhSA : I'm loud.
I'm weird.
I love new friends.
My name happens to be Sylvia.

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (177771) - you deserved it (61429)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
428 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329
46 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

#15
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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