About vampirishhSA : I'm loud.
I'm weird.
I love new friends.
My name happens to be Sylvia.
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Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 12:09pm - kids - by kbeavv - United States (Maryland)
Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by notababymama (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:21am - misc - by Mackdaddy (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:21am - misc - by Mackdaddy (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:18am - work - by Ryan - Sent from mobile version
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:18am - work - by Ryan - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 1:12am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Bruja5 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 8:19pm - work - by Enrique (man) - United States (Michigan)
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