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by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:44am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
by NotSoSick / 02/12/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Michigan) / Health
by anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 12:03am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
by goestoschoolonsnowdays / 02/12/2010 at 12:02am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Female / 02/11/2010 at 10:32pm / United States / Work
Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML
by snowbunny / 02/11/2010 at 9:14pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
by unknown002 / 02/11/2010 at 8:25pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by SummersEve / 02/11/2010 at 7:47pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML
by HellaBomber91 / 02/11/2010 at 3:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML
by tammyg / 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Nick / 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by kbeavv / 02/11/2010 at 12:09pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by Vastu / 02/07/2010 at 12:42pm / Nepal / Money
by notababymama / 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm / United States (California) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…