About vampirishhSA : I'm loud.
I'm weird.
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My name happens to be Sylvia.
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Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 2:44am - health - by kiriakousauce21 - Sent from mobile version
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Abandoned (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by MisterBrown (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 9:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 9:14am - love - by zitgirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - work - by mallcop - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - health - by dogbait - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm - misc - by pandabear - United Kingdom (Magherafelt)
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:34pm - health - by justmyluck - United States
Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version
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