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Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2010 at 9:21am / United States (Kentucky) / Health
Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML
by zitgirl / 02/14/2010 at 9:14am / United States (California) / Love
by mallcop / 02/14/2010 at 12:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
by AnnaNick / 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by blacklove / 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
by pandabear / 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm / United Kingdom (Magherafelt) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
by justmyluck / 02/12/2010 at 2:34pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by RaceCar / 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized I can never live with my fiancée. A childhood of systematic teasing, abuse, and humiliation has made me terrified to use a bathroom around a guy if there's the slightest chance I can be heard, seen, or even have anyone know what I'm up to. Therapy has yet to fix anything. FML
by silentsuzie / 02/12/2010 at 10:23am / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
by JustMyLuck / 02/12/2010 at 9:14am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Jeri / 02/12/2010 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Love
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