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by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
by fu2then / 03/09/2010 at 1:04am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/27/2010 at 7:17am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2010 at 10:20am / United Kingdom / Work
by DLS / 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by mylifeisahell / 02/18/2010 at 10:01am / Norway (Vestfold) / Miscellaneous
by merse / 02/18/2010 at 8:20am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML
by brokenhearted / 02/18/2010 at 4:51am / United States / Love
Today, I found out that my girlfriend got drunk and cheated on me. After I tried to talk to her about it, she dumped me. Not because she didn't like me anymore or that she liked the other guy, but because she felt "too guilty" and "wouldn't be able to look me in the eyes anymore." FML
by Dumped / 02/18/2010 at 3:58am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
by Lizzielollipop816 / 02/18/2010 at 1:38am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
by ApparentlyEmo / 02/18/2010 at 1:06am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML
by buttcrack / 02/18/2010 at 12:31am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
by loveless / 02/18/2010 at 12:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I went in to my local cafe for my morning coffee. I was chatting to the barista as she was making it, and I mentioned that I was starting a new diet. She goes, "Oh that's great! I've been sneaking skimmed milk in your coffee for years, I didn't want to say anything..." FML
by Skimilk / 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm / Australia (Victoria) / Health
Today, I was leaving Wal-Mart with my daughter when a man was speeding the wrong way in the parking lot. To avoid getting hit, I pulled over to the side. He thought I was going the wrong way. He got out cursing and screaming and punched a dent in my hood. FML
by WTFsalad / 02/17/2010 at 9:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m on vacation in Japan. Hungry, I went to a restaurant. Looking at photos of the food, I… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…