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About vampirishhSA : I'm loud.
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Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML
by MR / 03/10/2010 at 1:37pm / United Kingdom / Money
by Anonymous / 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by watersport / 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by sliceddice / 03/10/2010 at 11:08am / Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn) / Love
by RyanM / 03/10/2010 at 10:00am / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML
by NotTilly / 03/10/2010 at 9:54am / United States (Texas) / Love
by dumped / 03/10/2010 at 7:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
by Kevin / 03/10/2010 at 3:39am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
by misty_love / 03/10/2010 at 3:09am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Maddy / 03/10/2010 at 3:00am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML
by bdavis / 03/10/2010 at 1:11am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML
by xele / 03/09/2010 at 9:09am / Poland (Katowice) / Miscellaneous
by oww / 03/09/2010 at 6:14am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated my chest has become and how she wants to help. Except I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 3:57am / United States (Utah) / Health
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 2:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boyfriend dumped me. One reason was because he couldn't have "intellectual conversations"… Today, I found out im allergic to the medicine I use for nausea the side effect is throwing up, FML Today, my husband decided to sell my car, which is in excellent working condition. Why? He decided…