About vampirishhSA : I'm loud.
I'm weird.
I love new friends.
My name happens to be Sylvia.
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Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States
Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 1:37pm - money - by MR (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by RyanM (man) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)
Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 9:54am - love - by NotTilly (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 7:12am - love - by dumped - United States (Texas)
Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:00am - love - by Maddy (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by bdavis - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was sitting on the train and the guy across from me had "Lice Shampoo" written in magic marker on his hand. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 12:07am - health - by onlychick (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by xele (man) - Poland (Katowice)
Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)
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