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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6033
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About vampirishhSA : I'm loud.
I'm weird.
I love new friends.
My name happens to be Sylvia.

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Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

#11825114
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30281) - you deserved it (4875)

On 07/12/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by Wrongtoilet (man) - Singapore

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

#9178637
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28526) - you deserved it (3249)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML

#9177889
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27871) - you deserved it (2796)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

#9175819
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31372) - you deserved it (17162)

On 03/18/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

#9169720
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23658) - you deserved it (10573)

On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32258) - you deserved it (3578)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went in for a doctors appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

#9160182
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21095) - you deserved it (8467)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:26pm - health - by Betty (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

#9158160
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22266) - you deserved it (3482)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out at a family reunion. FML

#8993949
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20356) - you deserved it (2955)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:28am - misc - by talhabilal - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML

#8992820
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26514) - you deserved it (5009)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:16am - love - by Lonely (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML

#8992744
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22458) - you deserved it (1749)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:04am - misc - by er1133 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

#8991320
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8870) - you deserved it (46473)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, it's the third anniversary of when I started looking for a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one and I haven't even had an interview for another one in almost two years. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more and more like a roll of toilet paper. FML

#8990477
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21283) - you deserved it (3078)

On 03/11/2010 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML

#8971498
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38734) - you deserved it (3921)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States



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