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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9609
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About uzee : Life is a moment. It's our job to make it seem like it lasts forever

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uzee's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. With a photo I took. FML

#18620132
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39712) - you deserved it (2768)

On 12/26/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (California)

Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

#18606973
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13774) - you deserved it (25878)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by John Nani (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

#18604012
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28877) - you deserved it (1997)

On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

#18593326
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30690) - you deserved it (16623)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

#18572874
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (16129)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

#18570101
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23411) - you deserved it (2963)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

#18560117
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29580) - you deserved it (2097)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36880) - you deserved it (6286)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33062) - you deserved it (5688)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

#18519354
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33183) - you deserved it (4958)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29528) - you deserved it (2736)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that my father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML

#18489810
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31410) - you deserved it (6229)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24595) - you deserved it (5019)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57105) - you deserved it (8454)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25670) - you deserved it (47089)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States



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