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uzee

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4654
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About uzee : Life is a moment. It's our job to make it seem like it lasts forever

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uzee's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
527 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29992) - you deserved it (53379)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46593) - you deserved it (3233)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31248) - you deserved it (7605)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#18664843
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33138) - you deserved it (2415)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend won $1,000 in a photography contest. With a photo I took. FML

#18620132
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37484) - you deserved it (2587)

On 12/26/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (California)

Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML

#18606973
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13142) - you deserved it (25021)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by John Nani (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

#18604012
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28058) - you deserved it (1939)

On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

#18572874
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23736) - you deserved it (15673)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

#18570101
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21855) - you deserved it (2828)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

#18560117
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28212) - you deserved it (2005)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34632) - you deserved it (6073)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30881) - you deserved it (5406)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

#18519354
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32887) - you deserved it (4923)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29284) - you deserved it (2718)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that my father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML

#18489810
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31061) - you deserved it (6197)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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