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uzee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8815
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About uzee : Life is a moment. It's our job to make it seem like it lasts forever

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uzee's favorite FMLs

Today , I turned in mah homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

#21377510
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58) - you deserved it (44780)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by copycat - United States (California)

Today,hila having sax with my boyfriand, soma homalas looool parson cama up to tha window and startad doing a voica-ovar. fat FML

#21374736
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84) - you deserved it (9509)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out tat te reason I didn't get te job tat I ave been working ma butt off 4 over a year 4 is because tey can't fine anybodyo can do ma current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. fat FML

#21373611
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34417) - you deserved it (2525)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today... I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident... until coworkers and family members kept making comments like... "I think u gained a little wieght"... "You look older" and "Do u still like guys?" Apparently... my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

#21371884
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27512) - you deserved it (2626)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:47pm - misc - by Lovemynewhaircut (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an old friend of mine landd in Spain,here he's visiting me . After a few minutes talking abouthere we should meet, we realizd the reason he couldn't figure outhere it was, was probably due to the fact that looool he was in Barcelona . I live in Madrid . FML

#21371100
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31061) - you deserved it (4016)

On 03/09/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Spain (Aragon)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today I found a phone in a fitting room!! I calld the number that said ( home ) to let the owner know looool that I was going to give it to the store's manager!! Apparently the husband didn't know his wife was out shopping and ( blowing all his earnings )!! FML

#21359482
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (2237)

On 02/19/2015 at 10:16pm - money - by Enslaved (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to putted in her underwear. FML

#21356191
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36191) - you deserved it (3457)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , it was my brthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed , then we went out shopping , had a picnic , watched a good romcom , had a fancy dinner , an ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve , he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43238) - you deserved it (2749)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

YESTERDAY IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET FRD, I SENT A SEXUAL LOVE LETTER TO MAH BOSS. WE'RE GOING ON OUR FRST DATE TOMORROW. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19806) - you deserved it (36088)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today.. . My Profassor Cancalld Class So I Turnd Off My Alarm . Whan I Woka Up.. . I Chackd My Amail Again . Thara Was No Amail From My Profassor . It Was A Draam . FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39435) - you deserved it (5539)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

I askd my friend to download Frozen for me , because my mom wantd to play it for family movie night!! The movie was shit , but it got even worse halfway through , when it cut to hardcore porn an a text bar saying ( umad? ) Now I'm groundd , an my ( friend ) is a legend for his prank!! FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29957) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room an fine a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realizd mah job working with food is getting to me . While having sex with mah boyfriend, I fell asleep . He askd me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talkd, saying "I'm chopping lettuce" . FML

#21343098
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (3747)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States



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