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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1990 (25 years)
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About upyourzlolz : Honestly, I have no life.

But you still wanna here about me? Fine then.

I use FML because I feel bad about not using up my data plan. I believe that's justified.

I am a necrophiliac. And a pedophile.

My penis is incredibly small. 1.86 inches. Erect.

I am called "upyourzlolz" because I will get up yours, and then I will lol.

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Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML


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On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML


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On 11/04/2011 at 12:29am - love - by fmlifer - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML


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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

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