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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1075
  • Number of comments : 496
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About upyourzlolz : Honestly, I have no life.

But you still wanna here about me? Fine then.

I use FML because I feel bad about not using up my data plan. I believe that's justified.

I am a necrophiliac. And a pedophile.

My penis is incredibly small. 1.86 inches. Erect.

I am called "upyourzlolz" because I will get up yours, and then I will lol.

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People I hate
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^Note that if you're on that list, it may not be that I exactly hate you. It's just that you constantly put comments that highly irritate me in an attempt to be witty, but end up being stupid. Congrats.

No. I'm not a Grammar Nazi. I'm in Grammar Youth.

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Yesterday I Was Browsing Some Hardcore Porn Sites. My Mum Decided To Barge Into My Room Uninvited So I Quickly Switched Tabs. Unfortunately For Me All Five Other Tabs Were Also Parked On Porn Galleries. Now My Computer And Phone Are Confiscated And I Can Only Get Online At The Local Library. FML

#19301849
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10385) - you deserved it (53935)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm - misc - by waitwhat (man) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I watched as mah step-dad put locks on mah window, cuz he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All mah mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

#19301577
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29039) - you deserved it (2728)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was mah sister, an I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57231) - you deserved it (4408)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I ad a quicky wit ma boyfriend because is dad was about to pick im up. Afterwards I textd: ( Nice to meet your dad ope we didn't look too eatd. ) A few minute later e replid: ( Great timing e was olding ma pone. ) mega FML

#18961404
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25876) - you deserved it (8827)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of te memory problem I've been aving. After te appointment, I could barely remember a ting e told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27361) - you deserved it (2738)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

yesterday I spent two ours perfecting a really romantic text message to ma boyfriend 4 our one year anniversary. I listd all te tings I lovd about im, an recalld some of our best times togeter. Two minutes after I sent it, e replid, "Hu?" FML

#18954605
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23476) - you deserved it (9193)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I overheard mah mom telling mah younger sister not to use mah razors because she "doesn't know wat I may have." FML

#18604441
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25031) - you deserved it (4433)

On 12/25/2011 at 2:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I Had To Share A Car With Mah Dad An Stepmother. My Stepmother Managd To Get Hammerd At Lunch An Spent The Hour-long Car Trip Drunkenly Mistaking The Heating Controls 4 The Radio. FML

#18599124
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19530) - you deserved it (1979)

On 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by ambled - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, Mah Mother Was Watching Me Play Pokémon. She Walked Over To The TV And Pulled The Plug Before Ranting About How Shameful It Is That Her 17 Year Old Daughter Plays Pokémon. She Then Sat Down At The Computer And Started Playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
277 comments

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14861) - you deserved it (37388)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today... I'm on a madication tat raally daydratas my skin. I tougt split lips wara ta worst sida affacts. Otar split orificas maka a trip to looool ta toilat a litaral pain in ta arsa. No sign of stopping in ta naar futura. FML

#18560228
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22670) - you deserved it (2025)

On 12/20/2011 at 7:46am - health - by ouch (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, IT WAS MY FIRST DAY WORKING AS A NIGHTCLUB BARTENDER. ALL THROUGH THE EVENING, A REALLY CREEPY BLOKE STOOD IN A DARK CORNER AND LEERED AT THE GIRLS ON THE DANCE FLOOR. WHEN I TOOK THE BOUNCER TO ONE SIDE TO LET HIM KNOW, HE TOLD ME THE MAN WAS A COAT STAND. MEGA FML

#18554140
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12218) - you deserved it (30211)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, IT WAS MY FIRST DAY WORKING AS A NIGHTCLUB BARTENDER. ALL THROUGH THE EVENING, A REALLY CREEPY BLOKE STOOD IN A DARK CORNER AND LEERED AT THE GIRLS ON THE DANCE FLOOR. WHEN I TOOK THE BOUNCER TO ONE SIDE TO LET HIM KNOW, HE TOLD ME THE MAN WAS A COAT STAND. MEGA FML

#18554140
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12218) - you deserved it (30211)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I found out boyfriend has been using moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

#18542625
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34717) - you deserved it (16416)

On 12/18/2011 at 5:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia



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