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About unicornofthesea : hark! i am an artist!

no, seriously, i am. you can find me @rimfy.deviantart.com

narwhals. they are cool.

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35633) - you deserved it (3381)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30926) - you deserved it (2970)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

#17584305
74 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 3:35am - love - by EpicMayonnaise (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
293 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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