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by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML
by SwedishBozo / 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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