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by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML
by SwedishBozo / 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all… Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm… Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him…