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About umadbrosky : Life hack: stab yourself in the neck so you don't have to go to school

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Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29428) - you deserved it (8466)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31821) - you deserved it (2675)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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