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Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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