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About ugh_a_lug : I wonder why you are reading this. It is probably because I said something that amused you or made you angry. You're welcome either way.


If you would like to know more about me, here is my life story:
I spent many days and many nights in a dark, warm land. I had all the food I needed and slept anytime I wished. It was a fruitful place. Approximately 272 days passed in this sanctuary. However, I was all alone and desired company. I knew deep down inside me that there was more to see of the universe. I decided to explore beyond the world I knew so well. It was a harrowing journey trying to escape. The walls seemed to constrict around me and were filled with screams. Nevertheless, I fought on. Suddenly there was a bright light. The light grew bigger and bigger until it blinded me. After there was nothing but the bright light, I felt the walls fall away behind me and I emerged into the world.

And that was how I was born. The rest of my life is trivial. The end.

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Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

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YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (2316)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, I was shopping for tamponshen a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." real FML

#19263580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35059) - you deserved it (5464)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I was at my grlfriend's ouse 4 te frst time. I crackd a joke tat offendd er, so se gave me te silent treatment. I ad to pee, an since se wouldn't tell me were te batroom was, I went to look 4 it. I walkd in on er parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40180) - you deserved it (6872)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today... While Making Mah Daily Offering Of Turd To The Porcelain Throne... I Took Out Mah Phone And Startd Playing A Game. I Suddenly Felt A Tickling Sensation On Mah Leg... And I Freakd Out As I Saw Hundreds Of Ants Had Emergd From Behind The Toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I Was Sitting At The Mall Food Court, And Wereing A ( Blink If You Want Me ) Shirt. A Guy Walkd By, Saw My Shirt, And Made A Point Of Holding A Staring Contest With Me Before Moving On. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (37406)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (5848)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today,ile I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a arcut. I now ave te equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my ouse. FML

#19083975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20227) - you deserved it (2534)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

today I asked professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, an graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML

#19011157
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23184) - you deserved it (1970)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed 4 so long thathen I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

#17954920
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27245) - you deserved it (6021)

On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

Today , my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

#17924502
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22344) - you deserved it (2968)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mom found a new way to get me to clean room. She pild everything from floor in front of wardrobe an padlockd dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in room. The worst part? She put over a hundrd decoys in there too. FML

#17880889
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10382) - you deserved it (34444)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I sat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12011) - you deserved it (31222)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37037) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States



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