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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2001
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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type1's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (6516)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26484) - you deserved it (3338)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18712) - you deserved it (45621)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60294) - you deserved it (4170)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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