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Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML


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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML


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On 11/16/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Gangnam (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML


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On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML


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On 09/14/2012 at 1:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML


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On 06/02/2012 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML


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On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)

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