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Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
107 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22397) - you deserved it (1259)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
66 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

#21435181
72 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

#21430623
60 comments

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On 06/23/2015 at 11:57am - misc - by cAPITOLpORN - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

#21430410
74 comments

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On 06/22/2015 at 11:13pm - love - by hairstylistprobs - United States

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

#21430208
76 comments

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On 06/22/2015 at 4:46pm - health - by ICanExplain - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

#21430188
87 comments

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On 06/22/2015 at 3:55pm - love - by Partners (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML

#21430061
81 comments

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On 06/22/2015 at 10:41am - intimacy - by bonzo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML

#21428990
83 comments

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On 06/20/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by organizse - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my mother-in-law trying to plant a GPS tracker on my car. FML

#21428876
69 comments

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On 06/20/2015 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML

#21428622
115 comments

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On 06/19/2015 at 3:00pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

#21425682
132 comments

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On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - kids - by afather - United States (South Dakota)



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