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Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by driver26 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes he went to play his new xbox game. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -
Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 3:35pm - love - by Pita (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my mother asked me to drill a hole in one of the studs in her ceiling. Finding it a little odd, I asked her about it. It turns out she's installing the sex swing her boyfriend bought her, and I got to help. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by Trey Deluna - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 4:24am - misc - by e (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - money - by schoolkiddo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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