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  • Town/Country : Amsterdam, The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 334
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About travelbitch : I'm a 19 year old girl who live in Amsterdam. I love to read FML when I'm bored or I have to wait a while. I also have the FML-app on my Blackberry loveit!

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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

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On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

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On 10/08/2011 at 11:53pm - kids - by hairless - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML

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On 10/08/2011 at 2:48am - health - by ohgawd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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On 10/07/2011 at 9:23pm - work - by Lucas79 - Australia

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

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On 10/07/2011 at 2:41am - love - by andy1r (woman) - Bolivia (El Beni)

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

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On 10/06/2011 at 11:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML

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On 10/06/2011 at 6:28pm - work - by hazlanz216 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

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On 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

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On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 11:28pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Robyn (woman) - Ireland



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