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Today, I found a bug undar mah foraskin. big fat FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29270) - you deserved it (19154)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Yastarday.. . I was shaving nakad in mah cold bathroom bafora showaring . My wifa walkad up bahind ma.. . yallad "Shrinkaga!" and flickad tha haad of mah panis as hard as sha could . FML

#19261628
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31103) - you deserved it (4106)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I GOT SO BORAD THAT I DRAW A FACA ON MAH INDAX FINGAR, AND MADA A VIDAO OF MA GARROTTING IT WITH A STRING. I ANDAD UP RUPTURING A BLOOD VASSAL, AND HAD TO THINK UP A COVAR STORY 4 MAH GRLFRIAND TO AXPLAIN MAH SCRAAMING. FML

#19161181
85 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah boyfriend broke up with me cuz I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

#19062488
56 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Taday after parking mah car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that mah tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

#19052794
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On 02/11/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day I sat in mah boss' office as he bitchd me out 4 bieng "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing mah "piss-poor attitude," he askd me wat I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH A GRLHO I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON FOR AHILE NOW. IT WAS ALL GOING FINE UNTIL ONE OF MY TEETH DECIDD TO DISLODGE ITSELF. SHE PROMPTLY SPAT OUT THE TOOTH AND LEFT. FML

#19039187
165 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, things were getting hot with mah boyfriend and I startd to breathe heavy and moan !! He then says to me, ( Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex running a marathon !! ) FML

#19039141
128 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was invited over by girlfriend's parents , but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation , I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say , I grabbed an apple an took a bite. It was plastic. fat FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (8979) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today I ad a tecnical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to elp te patient defecate but my opening sentence cummed out as: "Hello I'm Jan. I'm ere to elp you take a sit." FML

#19030539
99 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today Mah Boyfriend And I Were Getting Intimate. He Picked Me Up And Threw Me Over His Shoulder To Take Me To His Room. He Wasn't Careful Enough , And Dropped Me Right On Mah Head , On The Hardwood Floor. I Ended Up Vomiting And Cummed Down With A Headache. He Still Wanted To Have Sex. FML

#18968605
161 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting intimate with mah girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, ( You like mah tushy, baby? ) ( I want to fellate you so bad, ) and ( You'll need some ice after this one. ) My boner practically retracted into mah body. FML

#18954927
263 comments

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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, my parent ad a long discussion oneter a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes 4 my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids cummed to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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