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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4461
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About tranced_ : Emotionally Numb?
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and on 14th of feb, I'd probably be trying not to jump off the roof of my house :) jk I've got a date with my accounts journal ;)

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Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML

#21504091
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18134) - you deserved it (1242)

On 12/15/2015 at 5:01pm - misc - by BangBangBzzz (woman) -

Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML

#21503764
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21046) - you deserved it (2524)

On 12/14/2015 at 7:15pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got a concussion at work. Our resident schizophrenic decided to test how gravity worked by dropping a torch over the bannister directly onto my head. I'm still seeing stars. FML

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML

#21502177
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22435) - you deserved it (2324)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:34am - misc - by MiceMiles (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML

#21502119
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21159) - you deserved it (2512)

On 12/10/2015 at 12:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML

#21502119
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21159) - you deserved it (2512)

On 12/10/2015 at 12:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

#21493135
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29393) - you deserved it (2422)

On 11/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by I Know How to Pick'em - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I picked up an elderly woman walking alone in the cold. I asked her where she was going but she didn't respond. Thinking she was just cold, I kept driving until a man driving erratically kept honking at me. Turns out he's her husband and she has severe Alzheimers. FML

#21492788
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (2126)

On 11/15/2015 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML

#21492525
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26003) - you deserved it (1622)

On 11/14/2015 at 4:08pm - work - by hell - United States (California)

Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML

#21492525
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26003) - you deserved it (1622)

On 11/14/2015 at 4:08pm - work - by hell - United States (California)

Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML

#21485228
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23080) - you deserved it (2062)

On 10/27/2015 at 9:52pm - misc - by fjsinedniend - United States (Montana)

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

#21482104
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24837) - you deserved it (10884)

On 10/20/2015 at 6:13am - love - by bubblewrap (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, the couple I've been housesitting for returned. Apparently, I kept the place too clean, and they don't believe that I actually stayed here. They're refusing to pay me. FML

#21481187
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28813) - you deserved it (1525)

On 10/17/2015 at 5:32pm - money - by NeedToBeMessier - United States (Vermont)

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

#21480543
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26756) - you deserved it (2098)

On 10/15/2015 at 8:57pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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