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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1138
  • Number of comments : 364
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About tranced_ : I like spicy Indian chutneys, shows like suits, movies like avengers, music like trance n progressive, books like shiva trilogy, and anime plus im a devoted fan of The Porcupine Tree ,
been playing a lot of dota2 lately #gamer
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favorite song :"Lips of Ashes"

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tranced_'s favorite FMLs

Today, my sister is having a New Year's Eve party at our house. I'm not invited. FML

#21327508
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28773) - you deserved it (2595)

On 12/30/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Excalibur6669 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML

#21325140
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24786) - you deserved it (2949)

On 12/27/2014 at 5:12am - misc - by still on hol - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML

#21324827
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29693) - you deserved it (3094)

On 12/26/2014 at 6:06pm - love - by GOAWAY - United States (Missouri)

Today, my ex boyfriend got married to the girl he told me was his sister. FML

#21323420
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32770) - you deserved it (2488)

On 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm - love - by single - United States (Utah)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

#21323347
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28706) - you deserved it (2098)

On 12/24/2014 at 3:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned to never invite my father to a wedding. He'll show up late, complain about the food, piss on a tree, and leave. FML

#21322693
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29886) - you deserved it (2579)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Unknown - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was t-boned and my truck was rendered useless. I was given a ticket even though the man who hit me ran a red light. Why? Because there was dirt on my license plate. FML

#21322311
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31416) - you deserved it (2575)

On 12/22/2014 at 9:22pm - misc - by killerxdeagles - United States (Kansas)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

#21322290
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39031) - you deserved it (4350)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML

#21322284
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27460) - you deserved it (1823)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:21pm - work - by bakerysux - United States (Texas)

Today, after doing tons of research on a wand my little brother wanted for Christmas, I finally found one on eBay for $60. After already giving my credit card info and confirming the purchase, my dad called me and told me he found the exact same one for six bucks at a local toy store. FML

#21322266
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27104) - you deserved it (5740)

On 12/22/2014 at 7:54pm - money - by trippybmth (man) - United States

Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML

#21322002
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31224) - you deserved it (11440)

On 12/22/2014 at 10:04am - love - by cwhitney7 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out I was the top ranking sales person for 2014. What did last year's winner receive? An all-expenses paid weekend holiday. What did I receive? A ham. I'm vegetarian. FML

#21321989
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34307) - you deserved it (3523)

On 12/22/2014 at 9:24am - work - by Bahhumbug (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML

#21321887
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (5911)

On 12/22/2014 at 2:45am - misc - by Stupid - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML

#21321621
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27979) - you deserved it (2468)

On 12/21/2014 at 5:02pm - misc - by scoold - United States (New Hampshire)



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