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toyoufromapril
  • Town/Country : Greenville, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 35
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About toyoufromapril : I am who I am. Cute, funny, adorable at times, silly, unique, odd, crazy, me. Want to get to know me? Message me ::)

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my guinea pig was resting on my shoulder. However, I forgot to tie my hair up and she gnawed off a clump of it that was a good 6 inches long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 1:04am - animals - by brittyed (woman) - United States

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Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered that the dust bunny I've been stepping over for the last month is actually a dead rat. FML

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On 12/31/2009 at 2:31pm - misc - by omg (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)



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