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torio123

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torio123

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3890
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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torio123's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24488) - you deserved it (3174)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21956) - you deserved it (36133)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44111) - you deserved it (2396)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (3918)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31128) - you deserved it (2323)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49615) - you deserved it (3460)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

#18617176
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25625) - you deserved it (3864)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31573) - you deserved it (3079)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

#18530892
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30734) - you deserved it (2111)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

#18457240
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23101) - you deserved it (3757)

On 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33551) - you deserved it (2819)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (5023)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML

#18350483
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26767) - you deserved it (3572)

On 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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